ballpitfucker:

best-of-imgur:

My roommate bought black toilet paper.

kanaya-maryammm-or-fmmm:

ppl be talkin about the new 3d/live action spongebob movie but all i can think is

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mouldy-sandwich:

when you get called up to talk in front of the classimage

bigwands:

ethiopienne:

perfection

It’s so good. The whole thing is on youtube.

okaywork:

when teachers actually start teaching on the first day of class

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ecaftraf:

I’m not sure how to dress for this weather.

okusuck:

IMAGINE IF SIMON COWELL WAS YOUR DAD AND YOU WERE SINGING IN THE SHOWER AND HE KNOCKED ON THE DOOR AND SAID “ITS A NO FROM ME”

listoflifehacks:

theasianra:

listoflifehacks:

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All I could think of is Stacey from Zoey 101

boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families 

cornfuse:

cornfuse:

thirstiest:

why do people like fall

gravity

NO WAIT I MISUNDERSTOOD

mauridianhallow:

beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

parents who care

Upsey daiseys!
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