Who wants to read my persuasive essay about pro choice

polople:

*complains about being tired* * doesn’t sleep until 3am*

kerrsplat:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives

That is a serious burn for a LOT of movies.  I’m not sure we have enough burn cream for this.

mymompickedthisurl:

liaaxoo:

I hate when I misplace my glasses because then I’m forced to walk around looking like I’m suspicious of everything in the room

whattabout you, cabinet? huh, you sketchy piece of shit? did you take ‘em?

phaserbeams:

I may be obnoxious but at least I’m obnoxious in the tags

Things that you don’t learn at school.

assdemon:

image

thanks mom

lulz-time:

gnarky:

first day of school outfit

soupery:

these puppies believe in you, and you should too

Do you like sex? Sex. I mean, the physical activity. Coitus. Do you like it? You’re not interested in sex? Men think that feminists hate sex, but it’s a very stimulating and natural activity that women love.
Translation of French lyrics in Beyonce’s “Partition”.  (via postapocalypticfag)

flovvercrownphan:

grawly:

what

was there even a windows 9

Upsey daiseys!
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