*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight
Do not ever forget
you’re walking in the woods
there is no one around
and your phone is dead
out of the corner of your eye you spot him
*boy calls me hot* um what the fuck?
*girl calls me hot* u are an angel thank u i love u so much!!!!!!!
FMK lord farquaad shrek donkey
according to the movies both farquaad and shrek are terrible husbands, one is a tyranical dictator and the other one might fuck up the entirety of time if he gets bored, donkey is clearly the best husband of the three and u kno shrek a freak in the swamp so you kick farquaad’s tiny ass to the curb why is this even a question
I just saved this bby new born deer. and I’m crying bc it kept following me.
Too powerful not to reblog… For all those people who have faught, or are still fighting. Who got through it, or who didn’t. Reblog it for them.
i can live with a scar from my surgery on friday if it means avoiding that scar…